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After viewing Philip Noyce’s Salt starring the incomparable Angelina Jolie the Chocolate Review was left with several questions like, “Why didn’t we go see Inception for the third time?” and “What could I possibly say to this theater manager that…

Inception Back in 2009 when we first heard the film’s premise, we knew that Inception would be a force of its own. In todays dumbed down Hollywood feature pool it’s very rare that a smart, fresh idea penetrates the murky waters of poorly don…

Despicable Me We asked our followers which movie to review this weekend and the response was unanimous, the choice was between Predators and Despicable Me and the majority vote was the latter. Well, after taking in an evening viewing of Univ…

Twilight: Eclipse and The Last Air Bender Within 48 hours The Chocolate Review attended 2 midnight showings of 2010’s biggest summer movie releases. David Slade’s Eclipse and M. Night Shyamalan’s The Last Air Bender were largely anticipated. We wan…

Get Him To The Greek 2008’s Forgetting Sarah Marshall was one of those movies we didn’t want to see from the jump. Nothing about the previews, actors or premise said “see this movie!” and so… we didn’t. It wasn’t until a friend of ours happened to p…

Sex and The City 2 There are two reasons women flock to see a Sex And The City Flick. One, we want a reason to get dolled up and wear twelve hundred dollar shoes to a movie about women who do nothing but get dolled up and wear twelve hund…

After eagerly awaiting the release of Fox Searchlight’s Just Wright The Chocolate Review found itself unexpectedly let down by a film that seemed like it couldn’t lose. We went into Just Wright wanting to fall in love with everything ab…

Iron Man 2 Iron Man 2 is a legit, full force action film that was well worth the wait. Though it fell slightly short of the hype, it secured its place in our hearts as the best action film of the year (thus far). Ekemini and I differ in opin…

Iron Man 2 Iron Man 2 is a legit, full force action film that was well worth the wait. Though it fell slightly short of the hype, it secured its place in our hearts as the best action film of the year (thus far). Ekemini and I differ in opin…

Death at A Funeral When it comes to film, we try not to compare remakes to their predecessors for a number of reasons. Every work of art stands on its own two feet and in the case of Neil LaBute’s Death at A Funeral, it does exactly that…kinda. T…

Death at A Funeral When it comes to film, we try not to compare remakes to their predecessors for a number of reasons. Every work of art stands on its own two feet and in the case of Neil LaBute’s Death at A Funeral, it does exactly that…kinda. T…

Why Did I Get Married Too? After seeing the first installment (Why Did I Get Married) our hopes were high. Of all of Tyler Perry’s movies, this was one that struck a chord with us and we were hoping that the sequel would do the same. We couldn’…

Why Did I Get Married Too? After seeing the first installment (Why Did I Get Married) our hopes were high. Of all of Tyler Perry’s movies, this was one that struck a chord with us and we were hoping that the sequel would do the same. We couldn’…